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User:mercurywingspan (865498)
Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk
Name:dorkface
Website:Mercurywingspan @ last.fm
Location:Cincinnati, Ohio, United States
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these are probably the coolest guys EVER.

Hi, I'm just writing a letter to someone in hospital. You know it's always kinda hard to find the right words to say. You know, somehow "how's the weather in the hospital? Sure is nice outside" just doesn't work. But you gotta try, you know, you gotta show your concern. So here's what I got so far: "Dear Guy I Clotheslined As You Went By on Your Bicycle. You don't know me, but I'm the guy who broke your collarbone. Now, I've asked myself over and over, why did I clothesline that guy? Perhaps I watched too much slapstick as a kid and expected you to get up after being violently assaulted. Imagine my confusion when you did not. Although not so confused that I'd actually hang around. In all fairness, it was pretty funny. I mean the last thing you'd expect as you were riding merrily by on your bike is that someone you didn't know at all would stick out his arm and crush your throat. I mean, you really should've seen it, it was just like, wham! bam!
Anyway... in closing, as you lay there convalescing in your hospital be, I'm forced to wonder, what were you doing riding your bike on the sidewalk anyway? Huh, ya asshole? SideWALK? Maybe sometimes we bring heartache upon ourselves. Signed, the guy that collapsed your trachea.

-- dave foley

"So I was free climbing Mt Vesuvius, when I suddenly lost my grip, so I'm falling and falling, and then I start to think. Hey, haven't you been smoking peyote for the last six days, and isn't it a possibility that this is all in your head? And it turned out I was right. I've never even been to Mt Vesuvius."

Coach Cherri Wolf: Next up, Jerri Blank
Susie: Give me a V, I, C, T, O, R, Y
Jerri: V, I, C, T, O, R, Y
Susie: What's it spell?
Jerri: Win!!!
Coach Wolf: Jerri, uh, what does V-I-C-T-O-R-Y spell?
Jerri: Fandango? Hobocamp? Ho-hobocamp.



it's all out on the table, bitches.





I love strangers with candy. Stephen Colbert, Paul Dinello, and Amy Sedaris are amazing.



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anyhoo!

Here are some bands/singers/whatevers i'm into :

the decemberists, built to spill, the national, the new porongraphers, of montreal, dan bejar, tegan and sara, red hot chili peppers, destroyer, the flaming lips, counting crows, crooked fingers, the delgados, neil young, yann tiersen, van morrison, ween, the weakerthans, spikedrivers, sufjan stevens, manu chao, iron and wine, ted leo and the pharmacists, modest mouse, granddaddy, the spikedrivers, death cab for cutie, jawbreaker, bonnie prince billy, bowie, eels, fountians of wayne, jake thackery, phish, gomez, operation ivy, nofx, ben folds, smoking popes, victor wooten, tenacious d, elvis costello, rodrigo y gabriela, joseph arthur, otis redding


myspace cuz all the cool kids are doin' it.






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Interests:133: allen ginsberg, amazing women, ani difranco, anthony kedis, anthropology, arrested development, being snieky, being whole, ben folds, ben folds five, birthdays, black, bluffton, books, boys, brak, bruce mcculloch, candy, capitalizing everything, cheese, chicago, chieb, cincinnati, counting crows, creativity, crooked fingers, dancing, dave foley, david cross, destroyer, diet pepsi with lime, dirty rooms, dizzguzzting, dogs, driving, dying hair, earlham college, ebows, elvis costello, emeralds, extra gum, family guy, firefly, flight of the conchords, forgiveness, funny things, futurama, fuzzy sweaters, girls, glasses, gomez, hanging out, happiness, having late night conversations, hazelnut coffee, headphones, homemade popcorn, inside jokes, iron and wine, it's always sunny, jon stewart, joni mitchell, kevin mcdonald, kids in the hall, kissing, learning not to hate, led zeppelin, live music, love, making new friends, making stuff for people, mark mckinney, medication, mer-men, modest mouse, moing, monkeys, mr. show, music, nathan fillion, new orleans, newsradio, nisly, of montreal, off the alley, oh comou mai, old comfy flannels, pants, peace, penguins, photos, picking flowers, pirates, pro-choice people, promoting awareness, protests, pump organs, rainbow striped socks, rasberries, reading, red hot chili peppers, scott thompson, sex, simpsons, six feet under, skirts, south park, spirits, starlight, stella, stephen colbert, strangers with candy, strong coffee, suburbia, sunlight, tenacious d, the big lebowski, the colbert report, the daily show, the decemberists, the delgados, the flaming lips, the national, the new pornograhpers, the number 12, the simpsons, the sopranos, the spikedrivers, the sure thing, theifing cheese, thunderstorms, toes, water
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Feeds2:cuteoverload, postsecret
Mutual Friends:25: burninonedown, carlybobarly, casanovasnake, chucklehead, colormerandom, darkangel5486, demandablues, glory_fading, hairshorts, holdyourhorseis, jaded_dreamer, jessihiggs, kristanelise, lttlemscontrary, mercurywingspan, metatronis, oldstancher, scathedobsidian, shakedown_icons, shappyshaps, siani, squirt_at_earl, thecocksmith, torgo10, touchofmascara
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